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New ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Trailer Is Rife With Awesomeness
Without knowing anything about the movie itself, the title sounds, well, dumb.
Get a Fresh Start to Your Week With Nutella, Coke, Mentos and a Condom
Nothing says "life is good and wonderful and f---ing strange" like watching a man stuff Mentos into a condom while yelling at you in Italian.
Watch a Robot Band Play Music, Take First Step Toward World Domination
These robots can sure play their instruments fast.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Big-Ass Tank Crush Everything in Their Way
'Twins' star, and former leader of the eighth largest economy in the world, Arnold Schwarzenegger just released a video in which he believably emotes for the first time in his illustrious career.
Man Goes to Magic: The Gathering Tourney, Man Shoots Pics of Himself With Players’ Asscracks
A rapper and Magic: The Gathering enthusiast has sent ripples throughout the Internet by releasing a wave of asscrack pics onto the unsuspecting masses.
Kevin Bacon Promotes ’80s Awareness in New Video
Millennials. They're everywhere. The debate rages on. Sides are taken over how to define this upcoming batch of semi-adults. Some see them as whiny, self-entitled egomaniacs, while others see them as ambitious go-getters who are willing to rewrite the rules to get what they want.
Pee-wee Herman’s Bike Is for Sale on eBay
If you've got about $30,000 to waste, and a troubling desire to relive your childhood, then you may be interested in this eBay auction. Someone is selling the amazing bicycle from the classic 1985 movie 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure.' Maybe now you can restore some childhood nostalgia that may have been tainted by Paul Reubens' adult-theater shenanigans.