Patrick Bateman
Doctor’s Orders – Buy This ‘Prescription’ Flask
The flask is a valuable asset treasured by serious drinkers but often frowned upon by lamer folk who most likely can’t handle their booze.
Worst Parents Ever Put Kid in a Washing Machine
There are entire websites dedicated to parenting fails and while most appear to be harmless, some make you question just how long the victimized kid will live in such a dangerous environment. Take this video of a couple parents who put their kid in a washing machine at the laundromat as a way to teach him a lesson. Seems like a funny prank at first, but then the auto lock system kicks in and every
Obama Is ‘The First Gay President’ If You Believe Newsweek’s Cover
How do you top Time’s cover featuring a mother breastfeeding her fully-grown child? Call Obama “gay” and give him a rainbow-colored halo.
Man Has Meth Lab Blow Up In His Pants
A news station in Seattle reported that a man in Tulsa, Oklahoma tried to evade the police after being stopped and had a portable meth lab burst in his pants.
Girl Without Hands Won The National Penmanship Award
A 7-year-old in West Mifflin, Pennsylvania received a trophy and $1,000 as one of two national winners of the Nicholas Maxim Special Award for Excellent Penmanship.
According to Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, she writes by wedging a pencil between her arms, the same way she feeds herself and even paints her toenails
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See Through Walls With A Cell Phone
Peeping toms, perverts, and wannabe superheroes rejoice! Researchers at the University of Texas – Dallas have designed an imager chip that could turn mobile phones into devices that can see through walls, wood, plastics, paper and other objects.
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Holy Crap, Futurama’s Tube Transports Will Soon Be Real
Futurama originally hit boob tubes in 1999 and was set in the year 2999, but the tubes you see people and other species flying around in could be a reality sooner that we think.
Samuel L. Jackson’s New Siri Commercial Is Intense
Apple recently released a couple of commercials for the iPhone 4S and its Siri feature. Why? We have no idea. The pair of spots feature Samuel L. Jackson and everyone’s favorite Queen of Quirk Zooey Deschanel, though they never appear together. That’
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The Evolution of Jenny McCarthy In Pictures
So, according to mainstream media Jenny McCarthy hasn’t been on a date since April 2010 when she broke up with Jim Carrey. That’s mind-boggling, but there’s a refractory period for long-term relationships, and we have to think the combined energy of Carrey and McCarthy probably took a lot out of the Playmate. Maybe this would
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Rascal Riding Doctor’s Cure For Breast Cancer? Suck It Out
A 77 year old wheelchair bound dude duped women into believing they had cancer and told one victim her condition could be cured if a man sucked her breasts for 30 minutes a day.
Give Someone Superhero Head
We’ve all heard Enrique Iglesias’ hit “Hero”, in which he croons, ‘you can be my hero, baby‘. Well, now you can be someone’s superhero with only 2 photos.
Nintendo Controller Coffee Table Is Completely Operational
If you’re an old school gamer who’s more than a little flustered with today’s controllers or you just like to feel really small, this Nintendo NES controller coffee table belongs in your living room.