Patrick Bateman
Dude Trolls An Entire Mall Into Thinking He’s a Major Celebrity
Last Saturday a bunch of friends went to a popular mall in Virginia and pretended one guy was a big-time Hollywood actor. The group used his real first and middle name, and had everyone including mall security duped. It got to the point where a flock of women would follow him and his entourage around and the mall security escorted him wherever he went
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Hundreds of Drunk Naked College Kids Trash a $280 Million Ferry
A story like this only comes around maybe once in a lifetime. Picture a “ferry” filled to the brim with college kids getting absolutely hammered then stripping down to their birthday suits and just wreaking havoc.
If Only PB&J Came In Vodka Form… Oh Wait
Over the past couple years, we’ve seen a proliferation of uniquely flavored liquors that have drawn the ire and criticism of party poopers who say booze companies are targeting the underage. The latest flavor will definitely be a hit with brown baggers.
Google Augmented Reality Glasses Will Kill Us All
Hot off their April Fools Joke about Google 8-Bit for Nintendo comes the media giant’s announcement they’re in the process of testing augmented reality glasses that make you feel like Iron Man or the Terminator and look like Levar Burton’s character in Star Trek .
Kentucky Wildcats Fan Offers Wife For Final Four Tickets
The joke goes, “take my wife… PLEASE” but this Craigslist posting from a die-hard Kentucky Wildcats fan who describes himself as a pimp is no joke.
Zimbabwe Has Female ‘Sperm Hunters’ That Rape Men
Male hitchhikers in Zimbabwe are refusing to get into cars driven by women for fear of being raped.
Ping Pong Legend Breaks Cigarette In Half With Ball
Ping pong has made a comeback in the past half decade or so with a bunch of table tennis ‘bars’ popping up around the country. But who said this is a young man’s sport?
8 Great Movie Performances You Probably Forgot About
TotalFilm just released their list of the 200 Greatest Movie Performances of All-Time. It’s an extremely thorough rundown of the actors and actresses who managed to go above and beyond in their portrayal of the characters they’ve been asked to bring to life.