Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are happily married, but the tabloids haven’t accepted that so the country couple is having fun with the divorce rumors. During a recent tweet exchange, Shlambert split up their assets: the booze, the baby and Ashley Monroe.

The ‘My Eyes’ singer started it, saying he and Lambert were reading the news. “I hope I get all the liquor in the divorce,” he cracked. Moments later his wife shot back:

Every few months reports that the 'Automatic' singer is pregnant surface, prompting one Twitter follower to ask, “Don't you guys separate every 6 months, and have a baby every 3 months?”

Lambert’s planned break from the road has fueled the most recent round of speculation. If she had a baby every time a tabloid said she was pregnant they’d have more kids than dogs!

Pistol Annie Ashley Monroe got in the final zinger:

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