Charlie Sheen Fired- Still Winning Charlie?
Maybe it was repeatedly calling his bosses “fools and trolls” or just his recent brand of crazy that did it, but Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men.
After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men’ effective immediately,” the company, which produces the show, said in a statement.
But it may not be the end of the series. Warner Bros. spokesman Paul McGuire said “no decision has been made regarding the future of the show.”
Most (normal) people would take this as bad news but not our boy Charlie…
“This is very good news,” he said. “They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshisc— again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”
Well, I guess that’s another “win” for the Charlie Sheen column, or is it warlocks, wait no whales, umm trolls ????