Leonardo DiCaprio’s Twin Is a 1960s Schoolgirl
We’ve always trusted the “official” story that Leonardo DiCaprio was born a man on November 11th, 1974 in Los Angeles, California. But new evidence has emerged concerning the superstar that has us questioning both Wikipedia and common sense.
According to Tumblr user lo-parksthecar, Leonardo DiCaprio was, “found in my grandmother’s yearbook from 1960.” You can see the startling resemblance above.
If Nic Cage was actually born in mid-19 century Tennessee, why can’t Leo be a 70-year-old woman? They do really amazing things with makeup and lighting these days.
On the off-chance the resemblance is just coincidental, we apologize to Ms. Zipper, wherever she is, for comparing her to a boy. (Although DiCaprio is pretty dreamy, no matter the gender.)
And if Judy has an age-appropriate grandson, he might want to think about getting into the lucrative DiCaprio impersonation game. If he looks anything like his grandmother, he’ll make for a better Leo than this guy.