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Drunk Man Pees in Cop Car, But Don't Worry — He Was Wearing a Diaper

Donald Deane — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 13:58:00 +0000

We're no experts, but we imagine that dealing with drunken idiots is every cop's least favorite part of the job, especially guys like the dude about at Oktoberfest, or the Seattle man who recently peed in the back of a patrol car on Sunday while being transported to jail. Hey, can you blame him? At least he was wearing a diaper at the time.

Was Diane Sawyer Drunk on Election Night?

Emerald Catron — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 13:01:27 +0000

Ever since the election on Tuesday, people have been speculating that Diane Sawyer was maybe at least a *little* bit tipsy while she was working. Why? Her speech is a little slow and a little slurred. At one point she does say “Barack Orama.” She kind of reminds us of our embarrassing aunt at Christmastime. [...]

Drunk Lab Technician Conducts Pantsless Party Experiment With Monkeys

Mike Adams — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 12:00:14 +0000

There is rarely anything good that can come from a long night of mad science mixed with a half-naked booze hound, a couple of drunken monkeys and a late shift as a lab technician. Eh, maybe we’re just jealous. That is what authorities say happened in Augusta, Georgia, where a 32-year-old lab technician from the [...]

Drunk Man Arrested For Assault With a Burrito

Jay Perrone — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 12:55:32 +0000

Picture this scenario: you are in grade school, having lunch in the cafeteria, and all of a sudden someone yells out “food fight!” Before you know it, you are hurling freshly-scooped mashed potatoes at anything that moves in slow-motion, high-fiving friends and laughing at the absurdity of the situation. Oh, to be young! Ok, realistically [...]

Worst Thief Ever Gets Arrested After Passing Out Drunk On the Job

Mike Adams — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 12:00:46 +0000

Drinking on the job is never a good idea, and that goes double when your chosen profession includes illegal activities that can send you to prison. We’re referring, of course, to this Russian dude who was caught having a little post-drinking nap in a woman’s house when he was supposed to be robbing the place. Seriously, it’s just unprofessional.

Drunk Driver Arrested With Four Kids Strapped To Hood Of His Car

Deanna Hart — Thu, 10 May 2012 14:15:16 +0000

Stories about drunk drivers doing stupid things are pretty standard fare but in this case we got ourselves, what our MeeMaw would refer to as, a real humdinger. See it seems an Indiana man and his wife or girlfriend or whatever, got hammered and decided that they needed to strap their 4 kids to the [...]

Drunk Grandparents Busted for Towing Child in Toy Car

Don Deane — Fri, 04 May 2012 12:01:15 +0000

In what may be the most egregious example of bad babysitting ever, a pair of grandparents were arrested on Sunday for drunk driving and child endangerment after police found them towing a seven-year-old-girl in a Hot Wheels car behind their SUV. Seems like something for the ‘Jackass’ crew, not the grade-school set, doesn’t it? video [...]

Teens Are Turning To Hand Sanitizers To Get Drunk

Amy — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:08:20 +0000

As a parent, now is as good a time as any to be worried. Through all the stupid fads, this has to be one of the most harmful. Teenagers are drinking hand sanitizers to get drunk.

Fighting Illini Reveal Booze Makes You Smarter

Kathy Landin — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:03:06 +0000

This may surprise you, based on some of the decisions you have made while under the influence, but new research says it’s alcohol makes you smarter. A new study conducted at the University of Illinois has shown that drinking can actually make a person smarter. They studied the effects of alcohol on the agile minds [...]

Hundreds of Drunk Naked College Kids Trash a $280 Million Ferry

Patrick Bateman — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 12:01:42 +0000

A story like this only comes around maybe once in a lifetime. Picture a “ferry” filled to the brim with college kids getting absolutely hammered then stripping down to their birthday suits and just wreaking havoc. While terrified passengers took shelter in a secure room, kids from the University of Manchester and Manchester Metropolitan University ”smashed glasses and [...]

Drunk Dude Sings 'Bohemian Rhapsody' In Back Of Cop Car

Deanna Hart — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 12:34:05 +0000

Big props to this poor boy in Canada for belting out one of the most elaborate songs ever written while intoxicated and on his way to the clink. This has the potential of becoming the next big viral sensation so pack your bags and run, don’t walk, to The Great White North for a chance [...]

Guy Calls Cops 'Cuz Drunk Wife Won't Let Him Facebook

Tanya Sapula — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 13:00:31 +0000

Everyone knows calling 911 is for emergencies only – however, not everyone may see eye to eye when it comes to what constitutes an emergency. Such is the case of a central Florida man who used the digits to report his wife for not letting check his Facebook in peace, even after feeding her beers.

Randy Travis Arrested For Public Intox Outside A Church In Dallas, Texas

Billy Goforth — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:34:53 +0000

It looks like Randy Travis might be singin’ the blues instead of singing for a sold out show. The country mega-superstar was arrested for public intoxication in Dallas, Texas. According to the police department in Sanger Texas, a report was called in about a suspicious man at a church. Officers arrived on location only to [...]

John Rich Finds Irony in Scoring Six Drink Tickets on Southwest Flight

Amanda Hensel — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 13:00:47 +0000

Just a few weeks ago, John Rich was kicked off of a Southwest flight home to Nashville for being too drunk. So you can imagine why he found it especially ironic that while boarding yet another Southwest flight early Tuesday morning, he received not one, but six free drink tickets.

John Rich Kicked Off Flight for Being Drunk

Billy Dukes — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:00:49 +0000

John Rich boarded a 10:50AM flight home to Nashville on Sunday but was reportedly declared too drunk to fly. Southwest Airlines personnel removed him from the plane and offered a later flight, but Rich chose to make his own travel arrangements. TMZ reports that Rich was cooperative and acted calmly toward the crew, although he [...]

London Pub 'Goes to the Dogs' by Getting Dogs Wasted [VIDEO]

Don Deane — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 20:29:12 +0000

In London, one pub has gone to the dogs … literally. A pub called The Mucky Pup has recently added canines to its clientele. And why not? After a long, hard day of playing fetch, even dogs need a place to unwind where everyone barks their name.

Nicolas Cage Arrested, Bailed Out by Dog the Bounty Hunter

Billy Goforth — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 13:32:35 +0000

Talk about a bizarre chain of events: Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage was arrested early Saturday morning in New Orleans on charges of public drunkenness, disturbing the peace and domestic abuse battery.

The arrest stemmed from an argument Cage had with his wife, Alice, about the location of the house they were renting.

According to a statement from the New Orleans Police Department, "Cage and his wife were standing in front of a residence that he insisted was the property the couple was renting. She disagreed, and Cage grabbed her by the upper arm and pulled her to what he believed was the correct address. There were no signs of injury on his wife's arm."