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Big props to this poor boy in Canada for belting out one of the most elaborate songs ever written while intoxicated and on his way to the clink.

Everyone knows calling 911 is for emergencies only – however, not everyone may see eye to eye when it comes to what constitutes an emergency. Such is the case of a central Florida man who used the digits to report his wife for not letting check his Facebook in peace, even after feeding her beers.

It looks like Randy Travis might be singin' the blues instead of singing for a sold out show. The country mega-superstar was arrested for public intoxication in Dallas, Texas.

Just a few weeks ago, John Rich was kicked off of a Southwest flight home to Nashville for being too drunk. So you can imagine why he found it especially ironic that while boarding yet another Southwest flight early Tuesday morning, he received not one, but six free drink tickets.

John Rich boarded a 10:50AM flight home to Nashville on Sunday but was reportedly declared too drunk to fly. Southwest Airlines personnel removed him from the plane and offered a later flight, but Rich chose to make his own travel arrangements.

In London, one pub has gone to the dogs … literally. A pub called The Mucky Pup has recently added canines to its clientele. And why not? After a long, hard day of playing fetch, even dogs need a place to unwind where everyone barks their name.

Talk about a bizarre chain of events: Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage was arrested early Saturday morning in New Orleans on charges of public drunkenness, disturbing the peace and domestic abuse battery. The arrest stemmed from an argument Cage had with his wife, Alice, about the location of the house they were renting. According to a statement from the New Orleans Police Department, "Cage a