dumb criminals

The clerk at the Sheridan Mini Mart in East Bremerton, Washington probably isn't the world's greatest employee. In fact, when a woman came into the store at 10 PM Thursday night the slacker-in-question wouldn't stop talking on his phone as she tried to grab his attention. His conversation was so engrossing that he didn't even care that she had a gun.

It turns out to make it onto a list of the dumbest criminals, you have to actually be pretty dumb. Granted, we can't all be masterminds, but it probably doesn't take much to know you shouldn't make a YouTube video boasting about the bank you just robbed. Or tweet about punching a guy in the face. Nor should you get into a fist fight over a piece of birthday cake.

You've surely heard of highway robbery? It turns out that driveway robbery is also a thing (a very, very literal thing).

Donald Albritton's marriage was going through a rough patch, so he turned to his ex-girlfriend for help. The catch is Megan White, the 35-year old's former-flame, didn't exactly get a say in the matter...

After robbing a bank, most criminals will try to lay low for a period of time. Not 19-year-old Hannah Sabata. The Stromsburg, Nebraska teen wanted to get credit for her ability to knock over a local bank for over $6,000 and also make off with a Pontiac Grand Am that didn't belong to her.

Everything was going well for burglar Cristian Villarreal-Castillo. He had just snatched a cache of small electronics from cars in a Hillsboro, OR neighborhood and then he really hit the jackpot when he was able to enter into a home through an unlocked back door. All the 20-year old had to do is not fall asleep and he would've made off with quite the haul. Unfortunately for Villarreal-Castillo, he

The wife wouldn't let the husband check his Facebook in peace so he gave her beers to fall asleep, but that didn't work.

A man who had a few to many beers was arrested after he knocked out a Applebee's employee for cutting him while he was singing karaoke.

A Florida couple has been arrested for allegedly attacking a mother because she ate all of their taco sauce.

A man was arrested at his work after he took money from a 2 year-old's piggy bank.

A Seattle man attended a city counsel meeting a year after he was arrested and went off, the video was recorded and is a YouTube sensation.

One man couldn't resist a cheeseburger and fries from a Denny's restaurant so he decided to cook it himself.