The McMornings Recap: Zombies Sighted At Mall On Black Friday-No It Wasn’t A Sleepy McWilley
We are now in the final days of November. That means a few things. 1) You survived Thanksgiving. 2) You made it past Black Friday.
This was the first year I took part in early bird shopping. I stood in line at Target for two hours and left empty handed. I also witnessed a near fight at a Ashley Furniture but nothing came of it.
Some Black Friday shoppers witnessed zombies walking around and other shoppers smelt something foul. What they smelt–was the adult diaper from the person in front of them. No I’m not kidding.
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Black Friday Brings Out The Best in People
Retail sales on Black Friday climbed 6.6% this year to an estimated $11.4 billion. Online sales were up 39.3% on Thanksgiving Day and 24.3% on Black Friday compared to last year.
Sales of energy drinks jumped over the weekend as shoppers downed them to stay awake for early Black Friday store openings. Some shoppers survived by snacking on Thanksgiving leftovers while waiting for stores to open. A select few wore adult diapers so they wouldn’t lose their premium place in line at certain electronics stores.
Really? Adult diapers. That’s going to far. I feel bad for the people behind them. Not only did they brave the cold early morning temperature. They had to suffer through the smell of digested early morning coffee. Yummy. Here’s a few pictures I took of my Black Friday adventures.
Zombies Want To Save Money Too
A zombie was arrested at the Capital City Mall in Lower Allen Township, Pennsylvania on Black Friday. After receiving complaints from businesses and other customers, mall security asked the “zombie shoppers” to either remove their make-up or leave. Police said all of the zombies complied except a woman, who kept walking around and moaning. She was charged with misdemeanor trespass. The zombie protesters were peaceful, walked in pairs, and at no time were disruptive to shoppers.
You can’t arrest zombies! You have to destroy all brain activity. I don’t care if they were acting peacefully. In order to survive the hoard you have to shoot first and check to see if it’s makeup later.
BANG! We Were Here First
A man fired a gun outside a North Carolina mall around 2 a.m. on Friday. As shoppers fled, the man and his friends ran inside the mall so they could be the first to take advantage of Black Friday sales.
If the guy had used a recording of a gun going off. I’d say this was a good idea. But since he used a real gun he’s an idiot. The only cell this guy saw was at the jailhouse.
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